letter to kai kai ah yi

鸡鸡阿姨,

when you come back from work, mummy already bring me home. I miss my daddy, 婆婆 and 公公very much. I miss fat brownie even more, until i'm seriously homesick with slight sneezing and running nose. A bad mosquito in kai kai ah yi's room bite my forehead while i'm playing on your bed in the afternoon today. kai kai ah yi, pls help me to kill the bad mozzy.

kai kai ah yi, i left my cot, pillow, bolster, blanket, diaper, shampoo and some poo poo & wee wee here, just in case, u miss me too much, just take up my pillow, smell it with your nose, my sweat smell nice hor ?? mummy said, she'll leave the rubbish for you to clean up, pls find the 'FANCYL' paper bag on your desk, you find some bits and pieces of biscuit in it, bcs mummy spilt the bowl on your bed while she try to give me my biscuit, some toilet paper... because mummy throw me a toilet paper roll to play while she's taking noon nap, so i tear it happily... some bones and head of anchovies, that's the leftover for my porridge...

kai kai ah yi, Bino is my all time favourite toy, please keep it properly for my future usage. the two snoopy heads, i leave it on my baby cot, and the 'little bubu' which i steal from your car.

kai kai ah yi, mummy did not steal anythong in your room.I witness it myself. Don't worry.

Lastly, your pencil box.... I'm sorry.... mummy gave it to me to play & toss while she's writting this letter.... And the things inside it are too tempting, I 'terbalik' the pencil box and taste each and everyone of the stationary with my mouth. Tell you what !! It's nice.... yum...yum... yummy...

kai kai ah yi, i miss you.... but i gotta leave, bye ya... i love you... muakk !!!

Tiffy

kai kai ah yi, one more thing, i mess up 舅舅's room, i spilt the ciga tray and i mess up his 福娃... ssshh.... don't tell 舅舅 is me. i love him too...

Bino... Bino...

'little bu bu' from kai kai ah yi's car